Undeniable Truths of Life 36 – 46

Underhill Thinking

I’ve been listening to his show again. Same show that he did ten years ago, almost.

UToL 36 – Mark Belling is a paint-peeling, meandering bore.
UToL 37 – 20,000 mentions of Biden’s gaffe with a wheelchair-bound supporter is
enough.
UToL 38 – 20,000 explanations of Baseline Budgeting is enough.
UToL 39 - The Mister Castrati and Crumb-Cruncher voices make all
conservatives look ridiculous.
UToL 40 – Call-In Radio is about taking calls.
UTOL 41 – Conservatives do not “love people”
UToL 42 – Liberals do not “love people”
UToL 43 – “The Pursuit of Excellence” is not a Political Philosophy.
UToL 44 – Credibility is eroded by repetition.
UToL 45 – Authority is sustained by originality.
UToL 46 – Originality, not Traditions, made this country great.

I have more, but you didn’t even ask for these.

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Clowns all around us

The first item you must know is that Eduardo Saverin is a naturalized citizen.
He Brazilian and now he’s going to be a citizen of Singapore.

Senators to Unveil the ‘Ex-Patriot Act’ to Respond to Facebook’s Saverin’s Tax ‘Scheme’

Sen. Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., has a status update for Facebook co-founder Eduardo Saverin: Stop attempting to dodge your taxes by renouncing your U.S. citizenship or never come to back to the U.S. again.

In September 2011, Saverin relinquished his U.S. citizenship before the company announced its planned initial public offering of stock, which will debut this week. The move was likely a financial one, as he owns an estimated 4 percent of Facebook and stands to make $4 billion when the company goes public. Saverin would reap the benefit of tax savings by becoming a permanent resident of Singapore, which levies no capital gains taxes.

At a news conference this morning, Sens. Schumer and Bob Casey, D-Pa., will unveil the “Ex-PATRIOT” – “Expatriation Prevention by Abolishing Tax-Related Incentives for Offshore Tenancy” – Act to respond directly to Saverin’s move, which they dub a “scheme” that would “help him duck up to $67 million in taxes.” [snip]

Ex-PATRIOT” – “Expatriation Prevention by Abolishing Tax-Related Incentives for Offshore Tenancy”
Have you ever noticed how the loony Left will torture the language to create an acronym, and how pathetic these creations are?

The plan would bar individuals like Saverin from ever reentering the United States again.

“Eduardo recently found it more practical to become a resident of Singapore since he plans to live there for an indefinite period of time,” Tom Goodman, Saverin’s spokesman, told Bloomberg News in an email.

Last year 1,700 people renounced their U.S. citizenship.

Wonder how many of those 1,700 left just because of Schumer and his ilk?

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Hope n’ Change

Don’t Take It Lying Down

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You know it had to come to this!

You know this is true!

A Letter from Mark Zuckerberg

MENLO PARK, CA (The Borowitz Report) “On the eve of Facebook’s IPO, Founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg published the following letter to potential investors:

Dear Potential Investor:

For years, you’ve wasted your time on Facebook. Now here’s your chance to waste your money on it, too.
Tomorrow is Facebook’s IPO, and I know what some of you are thinking. How will Facebook be any different from the dot-com bubble of the early 2000?
For one thing, those bad dot-com stocks were all speculation and hype, and weren’t based on real businesses. Facebook, on the other hand, is based on a solid foundation of angry birds and imaginary sheep.

Second, Facebook is the most successful social network in the world, enabling millions to share information of no interest with people they barely know.

Third, every time someone clicks on a Facebook ad, Facebook makes money. And while no one has ever done this on purpose, millions have done it by mistake while drunk. We totally stole this idea from iTunes.

Finally, if you invest in Facebook, you’ll be far from alone. As a result of using Facebook for the past few years, over 900 million people in the world have suffered mild to moderate brain damage,  impairing their ability to make reasoned judgments. These will be your fellow Facebook investors.

With your help, if all goes as planned tomorrow, Facebook’s IPO will net $100 billion. To put that number in context, it would take JP Morgan four or five trades to lose that much money.

One last thing: what will, I, Mark Zuckerberg, do with the $18 billion I’m expected to earn from Facebook’s IPO? Well, I’m considering buying Greece, but that would still leave me with $18 billion. LOL.

Friend me,
Mark

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What is the end game?

At what point does the Jackass Party toss Obama under his bus and push Hillary?

Obscure candidate in Ark. optimistic after poll shows him in competitive race with Obama

You haven’t heard of John Wolfe because the obscure Democratic candidate for president has raised less than $500, can’t afford radio or TV ads and hasn’t gotten much press.

Yet miraculously, a poll released this week shows Wolfe trailing President Barack Obama in the Arkansas Democratic primary — occurring next week — by just seven points. [snip]

“I think there’s a chance,” said Wolfe, who is the only person appearing on the Democratic ballot for president with Obama in Arkansas. [snip]

Don’t forget that a convicted felon beat Obama in some West Virginia counties.

[snip]
In an interview with THE WEEKLY STANDARD, Wolfe said the poll results were “unbelievable” and said a defeat for Obama in the Arkansas primary would be “politically cataclysmic.”

“It says the momentum is good,” Wolfe said about the poll. “This is democracy in action.”

Wolfe predicted that the voters would move his way in the final days before the May 22 primary, despite his shoestring campaign budget. “There’s not been a single TV ad. There’s not been a single radio ad,” he said.

Wolfe is also competing against Obama in Texas’s May 29 primary. [snip]

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A taste of madness

The omphalos of political insanity found here.

The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

However, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to “please do not feed the animals” because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.

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Intolerant Tolerance

From the GroveLa, the Twitter handle for The Grove. (looks like Grovel)

Pacquiao Banned from L.A. Mall

for Same-Sex Marriage Opposition

The “tolerant” same-sex marriage left has struck again – this time, at the popular hangout The Grove, in Los Angeles. The owner of The Grove, Rick Caruso, tweeted that iconic boxing great and Philippines Congressman Manny Pacquiao would not be allowed “on the premises” thanks to Pacquiao’s outspoken opposition to same-sex marriage. “Boxer Manny Pacquiao is not welcome @TheGroveLA,” he tweeted. “@TheGroveLA is a gathering place for all Angelenos, not a place for intolerance.” [snip]

What did heretofore-Obama-supporter Pacquiao do to earn the ban? He did an interview with the National Conservative Examiner in which he said, “God’s words first … obey God’s law first before considering the laws of man. God only expects man and woman to be together and to be legally married. It should not be of the same sex, so as to adulterate the altar of matrimony, like in the days of Sodom and Gomorrah.” In other words, like the vast majority of religious people of all persuasions around the world, Pacquiao is against same-sex marriage.[snip]

Caruso is an emissary of the leftist thought police who say that you don’t deserve the privileges of decent treatment if you “haven’t evolved.” Pacquiao has done nothing to harm or mistreat gays or lesbians; he actually says he has a gay relative, and that gays and lesbians can’t do anything about their orientation because they were born that way. But that’s not enough – he has to bow to the politically correct same-sex marriage crowd or be barred from the premises. [snip]

All this from a state that is financially bankrupt too.

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Blame Runner

Always The Child

Biden Blames Romney For Everything  AP Concurs!

The idiot has burrowed himself into another political leach field here, and he’s wallowing in it. He blames Romney for the failures of people like himself, in both parties, to comprehend the economics of the post-war world (and I mean World War II, for God’s sake!)

In this area, Biden is a special case, because his mental deficits are made worse by his compulsive lying and lack of impulse control.  Creating, then fueling resentment, is natural for him.   We hope the people listening to his babble are smarter and better than he is.

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How to get a passing grade

Everyone, who received a rigorous education in the basics (the three R’s), knows that today, the schools fail at inculcating a desire to learn. Since self-esteem is paramount, failing isn’t an option. Florida put a lock on success this way:

Passing score lowered

for FCAT Writing exam

Emergency meeting called over drastic drop in FCAT scores

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. -The Board of Education decided in an emergency meeting Tuesday to lower the passing grade on the writing portion of Florida’s standardized test after preliminary results showed a drastic drop in student passing scores.

The results indicated only about a third of students would pass this year’s tougher Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test exam, compared with a passing rate of 80 percent or more last year.

“They’ve asked students to do more, but that’s pretty dramatic,” said Florida Education Association spokesman Mark Pudlow. “We need to examine what led to this, not just paper over the problem.” [snip]

Results on the FCAT are the major factor for determining grades the state uses to reward top schools and sanction those at the bottom of the spectrum.

This is the first year students and schools will be assessed on the basis of tougher tests and scoring systems, expecting to result in more students failing the FCAT and lower school grades.

The board, though, agreed at its regular meeting last week not to let any school drop more than one letter grade this year to help them adjust to the rigorous new standards. [snip]

This move certainly solves the problem, just give every kid a report card with butterflies and unicorns for grades.

The lower passing score is expected to increase the number of students passing the exam to 48 percent for fourth grade, 52 percent for eighth grade and 60 percent for 10th grade, still well below last year’s results. [snip]

Dust the chalk off your sleeves, certitude achieved.

Officials in some school districts have been preparing parents for bad FCAT news by sending letters home with students explaining that the tests have become more difficult to pass.

Other officials are pushing back.

School boards in Palm Beach and St. Lucie counties have passed a resolution against what they say is an over-reliance on high-stakes testing. Board members say the exams reduce time devoted to teaching and put unhealthy stress on students. [snip]

Ahhh, no stress, that’s life on the ‘Gummint Cheese’. The lotus eaters encounter only one hiccup; that is, that life is nothing less than a fountain of stress.

Then you get old and die!

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Kim Jong The One

Dear Leader Making History

Obama Inserts His Name in Other Mens’ Biographies

Barack Hussein Obama is a crackpot. He, or some of his courtiers, took Doc’s DeLorean back to the Coolidge administration and appropriated a place in Cal’s official bio. They drove back to the present, stopping at all the other Presidential bios, excluding Ford’s, to insert some fustian horseshit about the second-rate  Barry Obama.

The preposterous idea in this literary piracy,  is that Obama is the post script to all the proper policies of the past, in the way successive Soviet or NORK rulers were, or are, refinements of their predecessors . That’s bad enough as a crude, not to say idiotic, deception, but in a democracy it’s vandalism, graffiti, and the work of a sociopath.

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