Some education and enlightment about voting

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The clash between PC and Reality

Once more living in a politically correct milieu proves deadly. Canada, the heart throb of all lovers of Progressive governance, suffered of all things gun violence in Parliament. One must understand that Canada has very strict gun control laws which keep everyone except criminals from carrying weapons.

Life in a Liberal Land isn’t suppose to have people who aren’t nice; you’re to get along, they pass a law mandating something like that. Obviously, this character didn’t read any of those laws. He just got up and went on ‘Instant Jihad’ for some reason or another.

Canadian soldier, gunman killed in attack on Ottawa capital complex

A Canadian soldier was shot dead and a suspect killed in a brazen attack on the Canadian Parliament complex in Ottawa Wednesday morning that left the nation’s capital on lockdown just two days after a terror attack in Quebec, officials said.

The shooter was identified by Canadian authorities as Michael Zehaf-Bibeau, 32, Fox News confirmed. He was believed to be Canadian-born. No further details were immediately available. [snip]

Soldier, 24, shot dead by Muslim convert Michael Zehaf-Bibeau who opened fire on Canadian Parliament in terrifying attack that left capital on lockdown

A Muslim convert shot dead a Canadian soldier at the National War Memorial in Ottawa today before exchanging dozens of shots with guards inside Parliament in a terrifying attack that left the nation’s capital on lockdown.

Michael Zehaf-Bibeau fatally shot Corporal Nathan Cirillo, a 24-year-old father, as he stood guard at the War Memorial on Wednesday morning.

Zehaf-Bibeau then ran inside the Parliament, where he opened fire before he was shot dead by the House of Commons Sergeant-at-Arms. [snip

UPDATE: One Shooter Reportedly Killed; UPDATE: Official Says Wounded Canadian Soldier Dead

Some alarming news out of Ottawa, Canada today. Local media outlets are reporting that there’s an active gunman still at large outside the Canadian Parliament. One soldier has reportedly been shot, and the whole area is on lockdown. We’ll continue to update this story as we learn more.

UPDATE: Confirmed. [snip]

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More of this is a product of the disaffected culture in which people live and children are raised today. There is no sense of belonging to a community, church, cohesive social group; Facebook doesn’t qualify. Those aren’t ‘friends.

Two days ago, a Muslim ran down two Canadian soldiers, one who later died. After a car chase and crash, he was shot and killed.

There is an addendum to this here in America.

Three teenage girls from Colorado with their passports and cash made to Frankfort Germany on their way to join ISIL in Syria. Their parents reported them missing and police managed to collect them before they finished that trip. They had no idea for what ISIL stood, they wanted to belong to something. ISIL sounded “cool”.

This goes on constantly with gangs, terrorist groups, prostitution rings and other less savory out of the mainstream assembly. This disassociation from each other and society is better termed a liberal disease. Being taught that everyone and thing is equal allows for actions that in the past would be unthinkable for anyone but the sociopath. Edith Newkirk’s ‘a boy is a rat is dog is a bear’ mentality comes home to roost. The knockout game, setting homeless people on fire, flash mob robberies, the riots in Ferguson and other outbreaks will accumulate as in open class warfare between and among ‘organized bodies’ some along ethnic lines other by common neighborhoods.

Welcome to the new America, we have formed like the Balkans; you can see from the history how well that worked out.

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The Daily Toon

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Observations

In this vast Universe, man encounters various laws, some natural such as gravity, some man made, such as traffic and others such as what are considered metaphysical laws. These laws are governed by infallible rules which do not allow for any deviancy from the effect of a given cause. As in any study, an orderly approach is necessary and a list is an excellent method of exploration. Vermont and other liberal States have attempted to regulate some or all of these laws.

Universal Immutable Laws

  • Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose begins to itch and you will need to pee.
  • Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, rolls to the least accessible corner.
  • Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
  • Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
  • Supermarket Law – As soon as you get in the shortest line, the cashier will have to call for help.
  • Law of  Congestion – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
  • Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
  • Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone other than your spouse.
  • Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine will not work, it will.
  • Law of Biomechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach except when it is in an embarrassing place. Then it is directionally proportional.
  • The Coffee Law – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your spouse will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
  • Morphy’s Law of Lockers – If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
  • Law of Interplaner Surfaces – The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
  • Law of Logical Argument- If you don’t know what you are talking about, anything is possible. The odds of embarrassment rise exponentially with the size of the audience.
  • Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
  • Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking – A closed mouth gathers no feet.
  • Wilson’s Law of Commercial Production – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they stop making it.
  • Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better, IF YOU don’t make an appointment, you’ll stay sick.
  • Law of the Theater – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
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Hope n’ Change

The Early Worm Gets The Bird

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Barack Obama traveled to Chicago on Monday in order to cast his ballot early and avoid the long slow-moving lines of dead voters who appear in huge numbers closer to election day.

“I’m so glad I can early vote,” the president gushed while standing at a voting booth next to a young woman named Aia Cooper. “It’s so exciting. I love voting!” Which will certainly come as a surprise to anyone who knew him in his Illinois senate days.

The president’s visit to the polling place was not without moments of levity. For instance, after watching Obama direct small talk and googly eyes at Ms. Cooper, her fiancé, Mike Jones, warned “Don’t touch my girlfriend.”

The good-natured and heavily-guarded president laughed off the threat, saying that it was “an example of a brother just embarrassing you for no reason.” Which seems like a pretty blatant example of racial stereotyping to us, but then again if Obama claims to know how all “brothers” act we’re certainly not going to question his half-white judgement.

The president’s arm-waving, “hey, look at me!” trip to the polls is part of a broad campaign to raise awareness of early voting in order to maximize voter turnout in the midterms, especially among African-Americans. Because, according to an expert witness funded by the Justice Department, black voters “tend to be less sophisticated” and “less attuned to public affairs.”  In fact, according to one pollster,  fewer than half of African-Americans even know when the midterms are. [snip]

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Day by Day

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The Daily Toon

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Health Care

My neighbor went to his doctor for his physical and was sent to the urologist as a precaution. When he got there, he discovered the Urologist is a very pretty and young female doctor.

Well she said,”I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, ’99’.

My neighbor obeys and says, “99”.

The doc says, “Great”, now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ’99”.

Again, my neighbor says, ’99’.”

Once more the doc said, “Very good”.

Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.
I’m going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.
Now take a deep breath and say, ’99’.

My neighbor begins, very slowly
“One…”
“two…”
“three…”

He’s just old, not stupid.

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Lagniappe

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Day by Day

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