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Hope n’ Change

Halloween 2014


The cartoon above could have been a lot longer, but rather than make it 100 panels long we decided we’d rather get the candy, decorations, and spooky sound effects ready for the trick-or-treaters.

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The Daily Toon


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Hope n’ Change

Term Limits


Frankly, Hope n’ Change is beginning to miss the simplicity of the plagues of yore. Back in the day, people would come down with a touch of Black Plague, then have the decency to stay at home moaning and growing buboes until it was time to “go on the cart.”

And while disease-related vermin were a problem back then, at least they were rats. These days, our disease-related vermin are politicians and lawyers.

In order to keep the population from panicking, the Obama administration has been waging an all-out semantic war. They’ve told emergency personnel to avoid ever broadcasting the word “Ebola” on the radio (which will no doubt come as a surprise to the first responders who subsequently show up without their hazmat suits), and are now suggesting that the word “quarantine” be, well, quarantined.

Meanwhile, at least two nurses who have been quarantined (one who had Ebola, one who didn’t) have lawyered up in order to defend their God-given right to follow in the highly-liberated disease-spreading footsteps of Typhoid Mary.

Seriously – nurse Kaci Hickox pitched a potentially litigious fit after she was temporarily quarantined because she’d recently been working with Ebola patients and was found to have a fever at an airport checkpoint.

Only an idiot would say she shouldn’t be quarantined, right? So that’s exactly what the Idiot-in-Chief did, as Barack Obama attacked Governor Chris Christie for the unspeakable crime of showing a little common sense. [snip]

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Moms against everything

If the costume fits, wear it!

It seems that Wal-Mart discretely advertised costumes for the Chubette trick or treaters. Immediately the ubiquitary Moms against everything went into twitter hyperdrive disgorging their unrestrained umbrage at Wal-Mart for this transgression.

Walmart apologizes for ‘fat girl’ costumes

Walmart found itself sending apology tweet after apology tweet Monday after the Twitterverse raked it over the coals for a major goof on its website.

For whatever inexplicable reason, the retail giant’s site featured a Halloween category, titled “Fat Girl Costumes.” [snip]

OK Mommy! Whose fault is it that your daughter looks like a unisex Michelin Man. Or maybe like you? What’s the matter Moms? Is the self image of darling Emma, not up to the “everybody gets a trophy” beliefs? Has reality kicked the snot out of Madison’s unicorn. When Abigail dances do they measure it on the Richter Scale?

Perhaps the newest rage in Hallow’een costumes might work for for the oversized lovelies: The Burkah. They’re going fast so order NOW!
Picture YOUR cherished Chibbie being the envy of the neighborhood with this unique costume. She’ll never forget it.

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