Michelle Obama, pushing hard to sign up healthy young suckers for Obamacare before registration closes soon, declared that the counselors who help people through the confusing process of enrolling are “doing God’s work.” Which is good, considering that her husband’s administration has done everything possible to downsize the actual number of hours that God Himself is employed.
The first lady stressed that the young and healthy are in particular need of health insurance because they “could get hit by a car,” which is certainly true considering that Joe Biden still has a driver’s license.
Previously, Michelle said that Obamacare is right for young people because they’re “knuckleheads,” which is coincidentally why so many of them also voted for Obama, and why the president likes to speak on college campuses and the occasional kindergarten classroom (see below). [snip]
Medea Benjamin Jailed in Egypt, Claims Police Broke Her Arm
Medea Benjamin of Code Pink announced on twitter last night that she had been jailed by Egyptian police as she was on her way leading a group of activists to “Hamas-lead” Gaza traveling via Cairo. This morning she tweeted that the Egyptian Police had broken her arm. [snip]
It’s unclear how Benjamin is tweeting with a broken arm, or allowed to tweet at all from her Egyptian jail cell.
She’s lucky they didn’t break her neck. With some luck the Brotherhood will grab her and give her a free female circumcision. Let her tweet that!
Here is the means of ridding civilization of a rabid portion which contributes nothing but strife. This simple implant allows the Feminazis to pleasure themselves into unconsciousness, bereft of male companionship. To make this even more just, the implant should come with a remote to be held by the men; this may be operated when the crank’s mouth commences trash talking.
Scientists Build Orgasm Machine For Women
A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an orgasm. The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.
During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patient’s spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patient’s buttocks.
Stuart Meloy, a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident.
“I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically,” he said to Newscientist. “I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that’.” [snip]
Pay attention! This will make the planet a gentler, kinder place for civil men and women.
Now that Fat Tuesday is over,
I’m joining Obama and giving up work for Lent.