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Social Networking

The old “Dear Abby” columns were good for a chuckle. Now they’ve gone to Facebook or Twitter I guess.
Well , enjoy a peek at what they used to look like back in the ’70’s and ’80’s before computers.

Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he’s on his knees 7 times a day with Muslims.

Finally, the last straw.

He’s demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It’s just so horribly creepy!

Can you help?
Signed, Lost

Dear Lost,

Suck it up and stop whining,Michelle. You’re getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want.

The rest of us are stuck with the idiot for 2 more years.
Signed, Abby

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The Daily Toon

Piggy

Pisser

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Hope n’ Change

Ben There, Done That

Ben-There-Done-That

Over the past couple of years, Hope n’ Change has had a lot to say about the successful terrorist attack in Benghazi on the anniversary of 9/11. Which is why we think it is our duty to also comment about the newly-released report from the House intelligence committee (led by Republicans) which largely dismisses the many conspiracy theories which arose in the absence of White House transparency.

The report, which Hope n’ Change is willing to believe (despite Lindsay Graham’s claim that it is “full of crap”) says that there is no evidence of an intelligence failure, no evidence of a “stand down” order,  no failure to mount a timely rescue attempt, no evidence that the attack was related to secret arms sales, and that the White House narrative about the Youtube video was not deliberately intended to mislead.

So all of us on the Right owe great big apologies to Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, right? Hardly.

We still don’t know where Obama was or what he was doing during the attack. We do know that he didn’t show much interest in it, that he didn’t change his scheduled fundraising trip to Las Vegas the next morning, and that in his fundraising speech he compared his campaign volunteers to those who had given their lives in Benghazi.

We know that Barry and company stuck with the Youtube story much longer than can reasonably be justified, because they wanted it to be true in order to make the attack our fault. That’s why Barry went to the United Nations and blamed not only the video but our Freedom of Speech for the attack. But according to the report, he wasn’t lying – he was saying what he actually believed.

And Hillary? We now know with certainty that she doesn’t really pay close attention to communications from the field in which people are begging for more security. In fact, she doesn’t read a lot of her correspondence at all. And yes, it did “make a difference” whether the attack in Benghazi was a planned terrorist action or a spontaneous street demonstration. It just didn’t make a difference to you, Hillary, because you were more interested in having your people comb through records in the State Department basement to try to salvage your presidential campaign.

In a nutshell, the report finds that nobody in the Obama administration went out of their way to deliberately make things worse – it was just partisan political “business as usual,” screwing everything up at the expected and (sadly) accepted level. [snip]

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The Daily Toon

WH fire dept

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Religious Humor

A Sunday Sermon should touch everyone and everyone needs a touch of religion in their life at some point. This might be just enough without causing a severe case of hives.

The old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling.

For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and the attorney were touched and flattered that the old preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moment. They were also puzzled because the preacher had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.

Finally, the lawyer asked, “Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to come?”

The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly, “Jesus died between two thieves, and that’s how I want to go, too.”

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The Sunday Toon

Greens

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