The Reality for today is…?

Post-Modern Productions presents “The Keystone Pipeline Reality”, a comedy in one act.
Here’s the dialogue during the presser; try to comprehend.
Perhaps looking at it as gospel helps understand why reality upsets them. Their reality is cattywampus to the bias, producing an incongruity of perception.

Carney: Obama Didn’t Turn Down The Keystone Pipeline

Jay Carney:
“…Republicans “forced” President Obama to deny the permit for the Keystone XL pipeline.

Later in his press briefing…
Jay Carney:
Obama didn’t turn down the pipeline.

Again, later in the briefing…
Jay Carney:
It is the Republicans’ fault.

Jake Tapper:
“How can you say that you have an all the above on approach if the President turned down the Keystone pipeline? And you blame the Republicans for making it political.”

Jay Carney:
“But the President didn’t turn down the Keystone pipeline.” …[]…”You can’t review and approve a pipeline, the route for which doesn’t even exist.”

Post-modern principles are the ‘adult’ version of magical thinking.

[snip]…The ideology of the postmodern political left IS the new theology of many. It is a fervent belief system, with the requisite priests and imams preaching to the faithful; and based on the worn-out and useless ideology of Marx (Karl, not Groucho).[snip]

It’s hard to be consistent with one’s values when those “values” change on a daily basis depending on which way the wind blows. Remember, the goal is not reason or truth or consistency to values, but promoting a particular ideology. That is why there the left demonstrates “subjectivism and relativism in one breath, dogmatic absolutism in the next.”

All this explains how Carney can, in his presser, make two opposing statements and hold both as true.

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Il ne peut pas le garder dans sa culotte

 

“Arrêtez-vous directement là Froggie!!”

La vieille chèvre est dans le pétrin de nouveau

Nous avons écrit de ce douchebag en Mai de 2011. Nous avions raison! Protégez les dames. Envoyez-lui à la prison.

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El Jefe es Finito

“Pennito, sing for me once again “Girl From Ipanema”

Chavez and His Tumors

Iniquitous butterball, Chavez, is on his way to Box City. It’s another malignant tumor, but I don’t know how they can tell. Penn will be inconsolable when he loses his publicity chit, too.  However I do see another Penn entry in the brainless leftist hog wallows at Cannes and Sundown.  The Penn-Chavez story. Call it “Romance Language”, starring Gary Busey as Chavez and Penn as himself.

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Jumping The Gum

“This isn’t gum! it’s a lousy Necco Wafer!”

Stolen Chewing Gum Satisfies Romanians

LONDON: Hundreds of pounds worth of chewing gum is being allegedly stolen from British supermarkets by organized gangs to use as currency in Romania, police said on Monday. Chewing gum and other small packets of sweets are commonly offered instead of small change by shopkeepers according to a police officer who has investigated the thefts.

The Romanian leu, or dollar is worth about 30 cents US. The leu is composed of 100 bani, which I suppose you could call cents. A bani is worth .3 of a US penney. If “change” in Romania is customarily offered in gum or sweets, a stolen box of 12 Chiclets costing .69 cents US can be subdivided into 12 change portions equal to how many bani?

Show your work. Extra Credit. How many Romanians can live off the earnings of $100 in gum and for how long?

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Recreational Hysteria

Fun and Erections at Occupy Bagram

“Reports” of Koran-burning Drives Idle Morons Nuts

Nation-building is bullshit. If you have the ingredients of a nation, you already have a nation, howver troubled it may be. Much of Western Europe was destroyed in bricks and mortar, in morale, the arts and in moral confidence in WW II, and within a generation rebuilt itself.

Then there’s Afghanistan.  I’m not aware of any such place that has been urged into nationhood by Western ministrations.  The preliminary assumption is that, given “peace” a nation will coalesce on its own, because of the universal desires of man for liberal democracy.

It’s  the last worn-out principle of the old liberal internationalism that emerged after WWII. It was soaked in First World benevolence and Western confidence in our own ascendancy. The Cold War only concentrated our effort to project the beliefs that existed long before the Cold War began.

Today we’re a nation petrified by liberal multiculturalism, political correctness and doubt. And yet we send our best to die in a struggle against Islamists and morbidity, in a place and for a people not worth a single American life. In that place, the people have dragged their revolting metaphysics unmodified from century to century, and now our blood is soaking their soil to either defend their choices or alter their path. Which one is it?  If the mass pants-pissing in Bagram is an answer, let this demented tribe of kneelers, kneel until they  rot.

A Western nation that won’t defend its own borders and culture; a nation that martyrs itself struggling to alleviate the cultural entropy of radical Islam, a nation which offers the lives of its young for the birth of a new Islamic Republic, is a nation confused about its own relative value and identity – a nation asking for a defeat and reckoning so horrible that future historians, if there are any, will shake their heads in wonder and contempt.

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The real clues to the future election

Obama’s SUPER PAC

SHOW me

the

 

MONEY!

So how is that working out for you Hussein?

Pro-Obama super PAC a bust in January fundraising

The big-money vehicle intended to raise astronomical sums to serve as the Democratic counter to similar action by Republican-funded super PACs and outside groups is failing miserably, federal documents filed Monday showed.

Priorities USA Action, a super PAC that former top aides to President Obama left the White House last February to run, had only a single substantial donor last month, of $50,000.

Even that check is not a full-throated endorsement from John W. Rogers, CEO of Chicago’s Ariel Capital and a man with the means to give much more.

Besides Mr. Rogers’ gift, the super PAC raised only $5,600 in small sums, which entirely defeats the purpose of a super PAC. Unlike regular campaign organizations and in a dramatic departure from a hundred years of campaign-finance law, super PACs can receive contributions of any amount from people, unions and corporations. [snip]

If it is true that money is the lifeblood of politics, Obama isn’t even getting a transfusion. This is a serious window into his political viability.

The presidential campaign of former Louisiana Gov. Buddy Roemer, who has yet to meet the criteria to appear in any of the numerous Republican presidential debates, also raised about the same amount of money as the pro-Obama super PAC.

As for super PAC contrasts, Karl Rove’s American Crossroads super PAC raised nearly 100 times as much from a single donor, Harold Simmons of Texas, what Priorities USA Action did.

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Kathleen Sebelius, Donk of Doom

Loggins & Messina- Angry Eyes

Time, time and again
I’ve seen you starin’ out at me.
Now, then and again, I wonder
What it is that you see
With those Angry Eyes.
Well, I bet you wish you could
Cut me down with those Angry Eyes…

The World’s Most Powerful Unelected Woman

No one except the power dogs who conceived the travesty of ObamaCare has any idea where the authority of HHS is headed. It can rule by edict in any area of your life pertaining to the general welfare, which means any area of your life. And if you think the contraception and abortion issues are settled, remember that you were”given” nothing. Good luck, you fools. You’re now the property of the government.

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Hope n’ Change

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Day by Day

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Then up to Knew Hamsher and Main

Biden Going to “Road island”

In Des Moines, in June of 2009, Biden “unveiled” his new education plan. Same old, same old. But he said…

His mother, he said, would tell him “‘Joey, children tend to become that what you expect of them,’ and we’re not expecting enough of you,” Biden told the crowd. “I expect much more.”

Joey, expect more from the drones who prepare your press releases.

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